COMEDIAN Lucy Porter brings her Love In show to The Harlequin, Redhill, this Thursday at 8pm. She has just completed a sell-out run in Edinburgh. Tickets at £14, concessions £12, on 01737 765547.

THE Complete Works Of Shakespeare (Abridged) is at Fairfield Halls, Croydon, tomorrowat 7.45pm. The world's greatest bard busters rattle through all Shakespeare's 37 plays in 97 minutes. Tickets from £15 on 020 8688 9291.

THE Royal Philharmonic Orchestra is at The Hawth, Crawley, this Saturday at 11.30am for Noisy Kids, a themes concert about superheroes. Tickets at £6.50, children £4.50, family ticket £16, on 01293 553636.

LED Zeppelin tribute band Letz Zep are at The Harlequin, Redhill, this Friday at 8pm. The show relives classic hits and new material. Advance tickets at £12 on 01737 765547, £14 on the door.

JOOLS Holland and His Rhythm and Blues Orchestra are at Fairfield Halls, Croydon, tomorrow at 8pm. The show features Gilson Lavis, Ruby Turner and Louise Marshall. Tickets from £26.50 on 020 8688 9291.

THE Chuckle Brothers are at The Hawth, Crawley, this Friday at 4.15pm and 7pm with their show, Indiana Chuckles And the Kingdom Of The Mythical Sulk. Tickets at £12 on 01293 553636.

THE Ukelele Orchestra Of Great Britain is at Epsom Playhouse this Thursday at 7.45pm. The quirky string ensemble is back by popular demand. Tickets at £18.50 on 01372 742555.

STRAIGHT No Chaser Big Band perform at Chequer Mead, East Grinstead, this Friday for their yearly big show featuring Gary Wright and guest singers. Tickets at £10 on 01342 302000.

THE Motown Show is at Fairfield Halls, Croydon, this Thursday at 7.45pm. The show celebrates the music of The Four Tops, The Temptations and other artists of the Tamla Motown label. Tickets at £17.50 on 020 8688 9291.

BALLET Ireland is at Epsom Playhouse this Friday at 7.30pm. The performance includes three new ballets based on stories by Oscar Wilde. Tickets at £18.50, children £10, on 01372 742555.

HITTING Home, a play adapted from Andrea Ashworth's autobiography, Once In A House On Fire, is at The Hawth, Crawley, this Friday at 7.30pm. Tickets at £10.50, under 18s £7.50, discounts £8.50, schools £7, on 01293 553636.